Sunday, 29 April 2012
Wobbins words...RIGHT; just watched scameron on the various politic programmes this morning and ive come to the sad conclusion that he actually has some kind of attention deficit disorder, soooooooo i thought "shame" lets help the little chap out here, and have decided in the interests of his disabilities to put in writing the stuff he is just not able to take in or comprehend, here goes; 1. NO the electorate (people who vote to you davy boy) dont believe you when you say jeremy hunt is innocent, get him prosecuted. 2. NO we dont believe you didnt have cosy convo's with rebecca over cocktails at her little xmas bash about doin a deal over BskyB - thats like demanding we believe in the tooth fairy to explain why she hides money under the bed - wow just like you do - *slaps your legs its naughty to hide other people's money* now listen..... 3. NO we dont dislike you - we DETEST you 4. NO the cuts to benefits are not fair nor are they workable. Change it 5. NO the country isnt behind you and supporting you - they are behind you hopin to shuv you of the nearest cliff face at the earliest opportunity. 6. NO we dont respect your policies, we hate them with a passion. 7. NO that Miller chick is a total bombastic sadistic bitch who wouldnt know her own arsehole if it was shown to her. 8. NO i dont care what name you use or what the bedtime story says, robbing the poor to give to the rich is NOT what robin hood did. 9. NO you cant blame everyone around you to hide from the naughty things you have done, you will end up with no friends at all. 10. YES its okay to take the piss out of people now and then, but really davey you are abusing the priveledge and it really has to stop. NO the servants cant be your whipping boys. Mayblow post ·
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Brilliant bit of writing Wobbin...well done and keep it up xxx
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